a smart 

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

a smart by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp May 11, 2018

A smart idiot 

One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.

The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.

Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?

Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.

Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot

A smart idiot by moconahhh June 12, 2013

tboned by a smart car 

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller. 

when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.

Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller. by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022

tboned by a smart car 

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

You a smart 

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

You a smart by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

You a smart 

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

You a smart by Nothingherern September 23, 2020