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a;sldkfj 

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death... even more bored than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm... see qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Bob: (typing) a;sldkfj
Boss: Are you typing in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to google to make it look like you're doing work, Bob?
Bob: No
a;sldkfj by Tucker Brighter November 23, 2009

a;sldkfj 

a;sldkfj is a word you type when you dont know what to type, but your fingers are on the keyboard anyway.
I was so bored, i typed a;sldkfj 25 times.
a;sldkfj by anonymous February 7, 2022

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ 

The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.

a;slkdfj 

The act of typing in the letters of the middle row of your keyboard due to a complete happening of boredom, depression, and/or drunkenness.
In my thesis about a;slkdfja;sldkfja;lsdkfj;alsdkjf. I have no fuking idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a;slkdfj by Olympic Powershitter October 31, 2013

a;sldkfjgh 

what you type into google when your on the computer and don't know what to do
hmmm....im bored *goes on google* a;sldkfjgh
a;sldkfjgh by bcj143 November 26, 2013

qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh 

The final boss. The most secretive word in existence. Someone who finds this on their own has achieved ultimate power. For you are the chosen one. God speed.
"how has it only been 20 minutes? I'm just going to type qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh."
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