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a guy that eats, shoots and leaves!

a panda by foddr April 23, 2003

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a panda

a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.

From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"

"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"

a panda by DKing November 18, 2003

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A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

A Panda by Toe Man May 3, 2007

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fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

fluffing a panda by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

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Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

Pull a Panda by Hernicus December 19, 2021

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raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)

wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda

raped by a panda by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009

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I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.

Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"

I'm a panda by Pdog January 27, 2005

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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