a milk
Someone who milks a joke . If the banter is coming to an end and someone tries to ignite it again with a poor joke they are officially a milk
a milk by Ronsludgagte July 4, 2017
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end up on a milk carton
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
end up on a milk carton by soapmaker June 10, 2009
Son of a milk
Son of a milk by poode December 19, 2016
Like a milk float hitting a brick wall
"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
Like a milk float hitting a brick wall by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
save a cow milk a milkman
save a cow milk a milkman by bluea May 7, 2024
ya mum in a milk bar
ya mum in a milk bar by yeeturmum July 13, 2019
milk a cock
milk a cock by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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