A Lart

The accidental Fart released during laughing really hard.

Dude my boss told me a joke and I laughed so hard I had a lart.

A Lart by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

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Alart

The alert before farting.

Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.

Alart by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013

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Alart • alartsma • False alart • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

Alart by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

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False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

False alart by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

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alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched

I just had a alartsma

alartsma by spyrl November 8, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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