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When you get so incredibly drunk that you miss an important event the next day.
"Where was John this morning?"
"You should have seen him last night, I think he's pulled A Kenny"
A Kenny by shobs December 29, 2015
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participating in or attempting to participate in sexual intercourse in a bed which is not one's own
I heard Katie pulled a Kenny last night.
a kenny by echarsquared March 23, 2016
a very annoying kid, usually from a Godzilla movie.
this movie has a kenny... FUCK
a kenny by Iridion 2063 April 15, 2023

A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

pulling a kenny 

When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.
Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny
pulling a kenny by Dabka October 4, 2010

Doing a Kenny 

Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.
"That bloke's doing a Kenny"

Pulling a Kenny 

When someone engages in a drug deal but instead of paying the dealer they grab the weed and run.
Bro, I went to go sell this guy an ounce but he ended up pulling a Kenny on me! Let's drop his ass!!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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