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A Hayden is a guy who is similar to chad but isn't as mean spirited. He is very loyal and is always willing to lend you a hand.
girl 1 : damn that chad is hot
girl 2 : that's not chad he's a hayden
A hayden by MrDweller May 1, 2019
Words you can keep
An asshole. That's it.
A hayden by Kora0138 December 4, 2018

A hayden suber 

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time
Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber
A hayden suber by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Pull A Hayden 

A term used in Rocket League when a player either A). Scores a shot. B). Misses the ball like a complete idiot. C). Kills another player.
*Player1 scores a shot*

Player2: OMG he pull a hayden when he scored that crazy shot!!!!
Pull A Hayden by Herropeopls July 6, 2022

chucking a hayden 

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.
I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.

A Haiden 

A chick that when your 14 you hook up with even tho she 20. But she's still hot
Guy 1: bro you should totally get with her

Guy 2: she's finna be a haiden no doubt
A Haiden by You-already-know July 2, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one 

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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