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a fucking joke 

why cant you take a fucking joke?
a fucking joke by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

a huge fucking joke 

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.

a huge fucking joke 

1) My life

2) Donald Trump
1) Person 1: "Ay want to hear a huge fucking joke?"

Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."

2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026