A
short, stocky bloke who can dish out banter but instantly loses his head the second someone says anything back. Usually found insisting he’
s “not bothered” while typing a five-paragraph rant in the group chat.
Often found with:
Latina Ladder Syndrome (noun)
A condition where a
short bloke becomes absolutely convinced he’s destined to marry a stunning
Latina who’s a solid
head taller than him, despite her showing less interest than a brick wall. Lives off delusion, vibes, and the phrase, “She definitely looked at me.”
Symptoms:
* Claims “height doesn’t matter” (it suddenly matters when she’s wearing heels).
* Learns three Spanish
words and thinks he’s bilingual.
* Gets rattled whenever anyone mentions she’s taller.
* Still believes he’s got a chance after being ignored for the 47th time.
Example:
“He’s got a serious case of Latina Ladder Syndrome. Bro’s looking up at her in every sense of the word.”