a douchenugget

a douchenugget is a chubby white guy who plays basketball who's a douche.

"You're a douchenugget man, pass the ball."

by NikolaiLuvsYou April 19, 2010

douchenugget

A term which describes a total asshole. Originally coined by B.S., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.

Susie: "He did what?! I can't believe that! He's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."

by YaYaGirl April 05, 2010

douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

douchenugget

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.

Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!

by KMacka January 09, 2008

Douchenugget

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.

Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.

by el douch December 22, 2010

Douchenugget

The art of squeezing a chiken nugget so hard, that it cleanses your vaginal regions.

"Did you hear about Dylan using the douchenugget?"

by Jeff Chandler January 14, 2008

Douchenugget

Someone displaying characteristics consistent with being an uptight individual who feels the need to be, at all times, perceived as correct.

Commonly the person is sexless and dissatisfied with their lives.

Yes hussy I made several spelling errors in my post; quit being such a douchenugget.

by teamus tiny April 18, 2009