a conway 

a lie
an alternate fact
not the truth

Now that's a conway, you know better.
don't try to pull a conway on me.

a conway by Bluey blue bonnet February 7, 2017

Pulling a Conway 

used to describe a person who disappears without warning and without telling anyone; where they are going, who with and what they are doing. This is generally a drunken act however can be done sober. generally leads to texts and calls asking of your whereabouts to which you reply 'i don't know'.... can sometimes lead to being found chundering outside hotels or sleeping in a bush.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night"

Person 2: "no idea, just woke up in a gutter"

Person 1: "So you were pulling a conway"

Pulling a Conway by JCon8471 November 7, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008