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crackin open a cold one with the boys 

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.
1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

cracking a cold one with the boys 

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys. 

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

crack open a cold one 

To open up an ice cold beer
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

Crack open a cold one 

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
Crack open a cold one by (****()) August 23, 2022
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