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I have a Boyfriend 

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
I have a Boyfriend by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

I have a boyfriend 

A response for when a guy is being normal and friendly
Matt: "Hey, how's it going"
Jess: "Uhm excuse me, I have a boyfriend"
I have a boyfriend by roombaboomba September 16, 2019

get a boyfriend or girlfriend day 

its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend
girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure

I have a boyfriend 

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."
Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.
I have a boyfriend by Tbc77 December 28, 2019

I have a boyfriend. 

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend 

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."
meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!
I have a boyfriend by bojzzle September 1, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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