A ass of

A southern term meaning alot of something

"Yesssss, I want a ass of kids girl. Atleast six of them.

by Tiombe September 7, 2019

the ass of a beer

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.

Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"

by NothingRhymesWithPizza November 18, 2011

a whale of a ass

Jordyn’s ass

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!

by Jordyn’s Ass Licker March 18, 2023

ass of a teacher

That one teacher you have typically during middle school or high school who is a complete D bag

He what class do you have next?

Biology

What teacher ?

An ass of a teacher I don't know his name.

by The sonnyer June 5, 2018

A boil on the ass of society

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.

"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".

by Jumpingrat September 3, 2008

Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!

Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.

by J.M. April 15, 2004

a lot of ass

a law of reform.

The Oireachtas brought forward a lot of ass.

by fuckoffpleaseurbandict November 29, 2016