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stuffing your face with whatever food you can find. passers-by may think that the person doing a zoe hasn't eaten for days judging by what they've just witnessed.
girl a: stop doing a zoe bruv, i need that food for the party later.

girl b: PAR!

girl c (doing a zoe): sorry..
a zoe by stephwob May 12, 2010
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Slap A Zoe Day 

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit
Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!
Slap A Zoe Day by King1397 May 30, 2011
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Pull a Zoe 

When you spam a whole ton of unnecessary things on your Snapchat story.
“Yo bro, I can’t believe you just pulled a Zoe.”

“I’m going to pull a Zoe.”

“Sorry if I pulled a Zoe last night.”
Pull a Zoe by DinoCuuchie July 1, 2019

Being a Zoe 

1. Being an absolute bitch ... on facebook.
2. Being a complete ignorant cow ... in general.
3. Texting you - about jack shit, all the time.
Stop being a Zoe! You cow.
Being a Zoe by blablablaaaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2010
azoere, one of the best people to exist on planet earth, if your name is azoere, you're in luck because you're the coolest
hes so cool!! yeah his name is azoere
azoere by vuqlue August 2, 2021
one of the most obsessed 02 fans ever, he simps over 02, and has a body pillow of 02, he even goes up to the limit where he asks girls to cosplay as 02. if u see an azoere, run. run fast.
azoere: hey!
girl: hi.
azoere: can you dress up as 02 for me;)
girl: no u weird perv
azoere by vuqlue September 7, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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