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A Walter 

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.
“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal
A Walter by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019
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hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.
I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

Pulling a Walter 

The proses of running a meth lab
If you cook you are pulling a Walter

Pulled a Walter 

When someone completely destroys a bathroom with the foulest stench. A stench so rancid, it will surely traumatize ...even the worlds toughest individual.
Once he mentioned his prairie dog, I had no doubt who had Pulled a Walter!
Pulled a Walter by Fitzperfectly August 31, 2018

Having a Walter moment 

If you‘re getting sick of someone who doesn’t care about rules. Or someone is trying to cheating you.
Someone is blathering about a subsequent event in a project meeting and try to convince the audience to follow his approach. Joe in the audience just asked Ed if he gets tired because his eyes are closed from time to time. He replies: “No, no... I am just having a Walter moment!”

walter a. brown 

The founder of the Boston Celtics in 1946, as he believed Boston should have a basketball team. Walter helped to found the NBA in 1946.
The founder of the Boston Celtics was Walter A. Brown.
walter a. brown by lilxanman February 19, 2018

A. Walter 

I don’t know what I’d do without you. You made me feel complete and I really hope you never leave. Things may get hard but I’ll always be by your side. You‘re the one I want in my life forever. I can’t wait for the day I see you and meet your family and you meet mine. I’m sorry if I ever get mad at you and I’m sorry if I make you upset at times
A. Walter by Writing book January 18, 2022