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a social 

when you pop outside with a few friends for a fag or two
"Right lads, anyone for a social?"
a social by Ben Reilly November 3, 2008
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gender is a social construct 

A term invented by the LGBTQ Faggots to “try to win” an argument but then get proven wrong immediately.
Person 1: there are 2 genders
Person 2: “erm actually gender is a social construct”
Person 1: shut the fuck up pls

gender is a social construct 

An argument used by the LGBT+ community which is just straight up wrong and invalidates trans people
Person A: I can identify as whatever I want because gender is a social construct!

Person B: That's wrong, I think you're getting gender confused with gender roles. By saying that gender is a social construct, you make being trans look like a choice.

Genuwinely: A Social Experiment 

The funniest podcast ever hosted by 2 beautiful women who talk about One direction in the most nuanced and experienced ways.
Hey, have you seen the new Genuwinely: A Social Experiment podcast episode?

Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson

Social Whack-a-mole 

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex

Taking a break from social media 

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.
Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

a person who does not use social media 

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media
I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.
More from Urban Dictionary

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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