a malcolm 

Some one who is clueless and belongs on the sunshine bus

Gorden the gopher thinks he can play the d.j decks. What a malcolm.

a malcolm by alpalchino March 2, 2015

pull a Malcolm 

To push over someone unexpectedly and start punching them in the face. Usually is spontaneous.

I'm about to pull a Malcolm on that guy, thinking he can steal money like that!!

pull a Malcolm by jcow3 June 1, 2011

Doing a Malcolm Turnbull 

Weaseling your way into an institution that you couldn't possibly hope to have built yourself simply so you can subvert it for your own personal benefit that are at odds with what built that institution in the first place.

Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.

Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda

Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa are Doing a Malcolm Turnbull with Doctor Who

Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones

Doing a Malcolm Turnbull by adventpassel May 26, 2024

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