A Kenny

When you get so incredibly drunk that you miss an important event the next day.

"Where was John this morning?"
"You should have seen him last night, I think he's pulled A Kenny"

by shobs December 29, 2015

a kenny

participating in or attempting to participate in sexual intercourse in a bed which is not one's own

I heard Katie pulled a Kenny last night.

by echarsquared March 23, 2016

a kenny

a very annoying kid, usually from a Godzilla movie.

this movie has a kenny... FUCK

by Iridion 2063 April 15, 2023

A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon October 18, 2015

pulling a kenny

When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.

Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny

by Dabka October 4, 2010

Doing a Kenny

Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.

"That bloke's doing a Kenny"

by StarsAndStripes64 August 4, 2008

Pulling a Kenny

When someone engages in a drug deal but instead of paying the dealer they grab the weed and run.

Bro, I went to go sell this guy an ounce but he ended up pulling a Kenny on me! Let's drop his ass!!

by Whokilledkenny? June 3, 2011