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Man I like when guy finds a a joint in diners drive-ins and dives.
a joint by That0neGuy777 September 12, 2019

lookin like a joint 

Lookin good or attractive
Fine as hell

secy as fuck
"April be in work lookin like a joint, with her fine ass"

roll roll roll a joint 

A song that Tre Cool from Green Day sang on a bus. It was on the Bullet in a Bible live dvd.
It's sung like row row row your boat.

Roll, roll, roll a joint
Bend it at the ends
Light it up and take a puff
And pass it to your friends

I'm pretty sure this is how it went. I haven't heard it in a long time
roll roll roll a joint

self explanatory

Case a Joint 

To "case a joint" is to check out the details to, and make speculations about, a home, car, store or other location for means of getting in undetected and/or removing material from said location.

Usually referred to negatively as a means to describe being suspicious someone is going to steal someone's belongings, it can also simply be a synonym for reconnaissance.
1. That banger over there was casing the joint when I came in this morning.

2. Tell Tommy to go case the Sanders' joint and see if Paulie's car is there.

3. I saw you going out to case a joint earlier, you better not take anything.

House a joint 

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways
House a joint by Lil clit November 19, 2017

fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.
"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"
fucking a joint by Jackson73 March 15, 2009
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