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A Jackie 

When a girl has a great body and totally do-able, but her face looks like some kind of lagoon creature that has spawned from the combined hatred of the world into a tangible cluster-fuck of GOO!
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
Sean: Dude that chick is seriously hot.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
A Jackie by David Atkins March 28, 2011
Words you can keep

A Jackie 

A guy who will concede and do anything for a woman. He is a door mat. He will spend enormous amounts of money just to keep her in his life. Although the woman is often spoiled and bratty he continues to shower her with anything she asks for.
kyle: hey have you seen mike lately??

anthony: no last I heard he was taking cheryl to buy a new car...

kyle: what!! they've only been dating a couple months..

anthony: bro she treats him like crap but I guess the sex is so good that its turning him into a jackie.
A Jackie by YoungSiimba June 1, 2018

A Jackie 

Is the type of person that humps a lot a bit like a jack Russel doesn’t matter if it’s clothes on or clothes off they will go for initiation
1st person ayo there’s a Jackie fam, she’s being a jack russel

2nd person; yeah bruv that’s crease ya’knooooo

3rd person, let’s join in on that Jackie bruv
A Jackie by Pooja69 December 22, 2022

a jackie chan 

When a female sucks your dick & taps your balls really fast with her hands
That girl Chelsea gave me a jackie chan, it was amazing
a jackie chan by LordNiggy May 14, 2015

A Jackie Kennedy 

A sexual position in a threesome (consisting of 2 men and a woman or another man) where two men place their erect penises together head to head while the woman fingerblasts herself while jerking the men off from ballsack to ballsack in a continuous motion.
Wow. I can't wait to see Jackie one hand jerk them gay dudes off aka perform A Jackie Kennedy.

Pulling a Jackie 

The act of claiming victim and pinning their own wrongdoing on others. Usually followed by blocking those who disagree with them.
Person 1: He blocked me!
Person 2: Yep. He’s famous for Pulling a Jackie.
Pulling a Jackie by Robotix March 18, 2020

Pullin' a Jackie 

A. When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.

B. When a female becomes so enraged with her significant other that she beats the living shit out of him. (Preferably in public or in company of others)
a. Yo, at that party last night that girl pulled a Jackie and it was dank!

b. That hoe was pullin' a Jackie on his ass right there in the food court!
Pullin' a Jackie by no-a January 13, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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