when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague
An annoying person who most of the time will be friendly but on the inside, he's laughing at how much you trust him and is just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
"God he's such a Jake. I was gonna go to his house to hang, but when I got there he started throwing eggs at me.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.