A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

A Garner by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019

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A glarner

The act of ignoring your friends for a night so you can get high on the couch.

Well I guess he's pulling a glarner tonight.

A glarner by CajunCactus January 12, 2019

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Related Words

A Garner • A glarner • Pulling a Frazier Gardner • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

Pulling a Frazier Gardner

When you like someone for a long amount of time and still haven’t asked them out

“Dude stop pulling a Frazier Gardner and ask her out already, it’s been 2 years”

Pulling a Frazier Gardner by theawesomeone11 September 8, 2019

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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