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Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos
I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.
A cake by Shly July 14, 2020
A nicer way to express extreme anger at or about a person for their actions;

To call a person an asshole without having to use actual vulgarity
I can't believe that guy got drunk and basically forgot me at the airport! He's such an effing A-Cake...
A-Cake by KDizz09 April 27, 2009

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

baked as a cake 

So high that you are on another level
Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake
baked as a cake by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

bake a cake

To kill or murder used in the south especially by bloods
If that snitch come around here ima bake a cake for that nigga.
bake a cake by Suicide123987 December 21, 2009

bake a cake

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
bake a cake by tomcon5 March 1, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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