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A Bailey 

A Bailey is a girl or friend's girlfriend who is extremely obnoxious, manipulative, and bitchy. All of us know a Bailey or have a friend who dates a Bailey.
Bro 1: Rachael is being such a Bailey. I haven't seen Brad in weeks because hes always with her and witnessing their dysfunctional relationship make me wanna throw up in her face.

Bro 2: I know dude Brad is so whipped its unbelievable.
A Bailey by danceswithelves24/7 September 30, 2011

Taking a Bailey 

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."
Taking a Bailey by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

pulling a bailey

when a girl masturbates during a movie while with her bestfriend then proceeds to look up pornography in barns and noble :)
girl 1: are you penetrating yourself?!
girl 2: uhhhhhhh
girl 1: looks like you're pulling a bailey
pulling a bailey by crazyazzbiatch January 9, 2011

pull a bailey 

a girl or boy who subjugates themselves for their crush or s/o’’s standards.
Girl 1: he likes gamer girls, though I only play sims..

Girl 2: just be you, it’s just a preference after all.

Girl 1: yeah I’m a gamer girl I am myself.

Girl 2: I told you not to pull a bailey.

Girl 1: I mean...

Pulling a Bailey

Hey I heard your dad left you when you were a baby. Nah man he’s just pulling a Bailey.

Bailey on a stick

When a small white young male screams because his anus is being expanded by a larger black male. Then the black male lays on his back while rotating the white male around on his penis.
Jail was the worst time period of my life. One time this guy Bailey on a stick'd me!!!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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