A Bailey is a girl or friend's girlfriend who is extremely obnoxious, manipulative, and bitchy. All of us know a Bailey or have a friend who dates a Bailey.
Bro 1: Rachael is being such a Bailey. I haven't seen Brad in weeks because hes always with her and witnessing their dysfunctional relationship make me wanna throw up in her face.
Bro 2: I know dude Brad is so whipped its unbelievable.
The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I willwork tomorrow."
When a small whiteyoungmale screams because his anus is being expanded by a larger black male. Then the black male lays on his back while rotating the white male around on his penis.
Jail was the worst time period of my life. One time this guy Bailey on a stick'd me!!!