A bag of dicks
A bag of dicks by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008
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A bag of dicks
A bag of dicks by Bago'dicks December 17, 2012
eat a bag of dicks
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
eat a bag of dicks
You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
eat a bag of dicks by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006
GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! by The Leedale March 7, 2009
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