Lance is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever date a Lance, never let him go! He’ll make you the happiest person alive! He’s so handsome and his smile lights up the room! He’s someone you can always talk to and someone who will always be there for you! He’s really popular and has lots of friends! He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for! He’s a God giving blessing! He will stick by your side through thick and thin! He’ll always stay true to you no matter what! If you ever need cheering up or if you just need a laugh, he’s the one that can make that possible! His laugh is so amazing! He enlightens your heart! He really gets you in your feels! He’ll love you unconditionally!
Omg, Lance is here! Time for everyone to cheer up!
by Nationals37 November 5, 2019
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To have the perfect balance.
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If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.

If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
by Kapiche January 2, 2020
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Lance's are the most incredibly rare creatures 8) they have

phenomenal personalities ;D If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal :) when you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with :3 Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Lance into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Lances have immense beauty and are extremely talented in the arts. :) They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and some how are are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others :. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have :)) And as a lover, you are lucky with out a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. so never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Lances will change your life forever.
Lance is a gem inside and out
This i'm sure without a doubt

I love you lance. :))

lance lance lance i could say that all day!! xPP
by naynaywashere8D January 9, 2011
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The best boy u can ever find, sweet,cute,sexy,charming,and great in bed. He will never cheat on u and is the most loyal sexy piece of meat out there. If you ever see one never let go of it
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"I'm coming up to Lanc this week.."
by RoZeS October 30, 2003
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To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.
Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.
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