A snazzier version of "beaugarding."
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
by abigail tobey September 30, 2010
When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010
Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
by Unkxwn May 12, 2019
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
by Arks November 27, 2008
A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.
Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.
by MichellePeck June 22, 2021
SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.
by yurt1234 April 8, 2022