Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

Dirty Humphrey by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

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Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

Dirty Humphrey Davy by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

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