Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.
Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks
Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.
by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
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