Flop

Something or someone that fails miserably

Wow, Austin Mahone is such a Flop. His music sucks so bad

by Austinm November 25, 2015

Flopping

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

See Also: Jabber-Wickling

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 13, 2005

Flopped

Being highly fucked up on xanax, kpins, or valuims

Damn i was flopped last night!

by snow bunny and kryptonite April 19, 2010

flopped

That sensation one can experience when they collapse onto a comfortable surface after strenuous activities. This feeling occurs after a "flop" has taken place, which is the action of flopping down onto the comfortable surface. At times a good flop can in fact surpass the feeling of sexual intercourse.

Gavin: " That flop was outstanding! I feel truly flopped.

Dylan: "I was so flopped last night I almost jizzed!"

by Goerge101 June 19, 2011

flop

When someone says something has done poorly but in reality is doing really well.

BIGBANG's new songs flopped.

by 24kAU December 20, 2016

the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.

MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.

by Cosmicstargoat April 24, 2004

flop

when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse

Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man

by Chrisisonfire12345 October 19, 2007