'alright dave, you got a brief for the cup final?'

'yes mate, got two spares infact'
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A really good lookin or well kept car or "motor"/ scottish slang
"Thats a pure brief man"
"look at the speed of that brief"
by Ginga May 10, 2003
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Something/someone really tight/hot
YO, right BRIEF.

damn, that brief is reaaaal brief.

shiiiit, that party was briieeeeef.
by quick snaps April 22, 2006
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the act of having the perfect ass to boob ratio and simultaneously knowing how to pleasure a man with this gift; In no way being prude.
Dude, rachel is so fuckin briefing. thank god i have a unprude brief like that to satisfy all my desires.
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Briefs: All of the previous definitions given. Here is a primary contraindincation. Side effects that are undesirable. And the reason they are manufactured and the reason they sell.

All parents should know that brief style underwear are manufactured in such mass production because the Mother does the shopping for the most part and she is buying what she sees advertised in the JC Penney, Sears, and Online Catalogues.

These briefs are modeled by professionals. The photography is just as important in the marketing of BRIEFS as it is in shooting for Playgirl Magazine. The Brief shows every contour of the male figure, which is benefitted more so by placement of the penis (many times in a 20% erectile), careful lighting, shadow or even "touch up" coloring on the out garment to accentuate the crotch so that the picture does not display as your child often sees in the mirrow.

Briefs are not healthy for the male gonads, as they control the position of the gonads by elastic pressure pulling the gonad up into the cavity. When the temperature is cold the gonods (balls)withdraw and the sac (scrotum) co-operates to achieve greater warmth. The purpose of warmth is to insure the frutility and health of the male semen which host the seed of carnation. It is "environmentally controlled to the proper temperature by relaxing and letting scrotum and penis fall freely and into a position where it can be easily taken from the boxer opening and the kidneys can be relieved. The 'average joe' (from students to adults) who wear briefs do not use the fly often, or ever, except in experi"men"tation by the one who wears the brief and he finds that it is naturally selective to lower the elastic band and urinate. In experimenting the male will also find that the brief fly will support both gonads and the penis, holding them outside the fly and virutally placing what is known as a "cockring" around the base of the scrotum and circling over the top of the penis base sustaining a more rigid erection. That is the purpose for a cockring, with the exception that some devices are used to prevent the scrotum sac from heat and sweat causing "jockitch" & it is necesssary sometimes to take fuller measures to keep the sweat (which comes from the pores to cleanse the body, always containing bacteria & making the area vunerable to the jockitch or fungus.) That condition will initiate scratching, itching, and you often see the natural development in the prepubescent male of a tendency to adjust himself or pull, even from the rear bands that enclose the upper thighs, and it is only to make himself more comfortable.

THE MALE PENIS SEEKS COMFORT AND THE CHILD IS OFTEN DISCIPLINED WHEN THE ANSWER IS TO SWITCH HIM TO A BOXER WITH A FULL FLY. THE CLOSED FLY BOXER IS ONLY A MARKETED BRIEF FOR SALES TO THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR THE "SPACE" THAT IS ALLOWED WHEN THE BOXER ( OR NO UNDERWEAR AT ALL ~ WHICH IS NOT COUTH ) IS DENIED. FURTHER, it becomes natural to snap the elastic band beneanth the scrotum when standing at the uninal or in a stall, or when freeing the male organ and gonads for other purposes, including the "quick masterbation at the urinal or in the stall." The brief traps the penis and the external and continued efforts to gain comfort actually is PROVEN TO INITIATE MASTERBATION AT AN EARLIER AGE THAN NORMALLY WOULD OCCUR. The brief does not keep the male child from sexual encounters or peer or group masterbations which is more common that the SHOPPING MOM thinks. If the child is exposed to early efforts to stimulate arousal then he will usually experience his first orgasism (which has a very powerful impact on his understanding why there is such obsessions and consistent talk about sex which he cannot fully understand until he experinces the clismatic orgasim.) earlier. The Brief is scientifically proven to have a direct effect on the young males fondling of his genitals. Also the customary and usual continued use of briefs for everyday underwear will many times delay the normal growth of the penis. It is the natural effect of sqeezing the genitals tightly into the scrotum protective incasement. Men can proove this to themselves by getting into a bath of cold water. The sac will contract and pull in the gonads; but the cold water, especially of the showers may actually stimulate the hormones and immediately produce an erection. Now, you know why a cold shower is sometimes taken when someone is aroused. Many times it is the pefect alternative to that which aroused them. Males also have erections that are associated with the need to uninate. Slang for this is a "pisshard." It is difficult to uninate when the penis is stiff, and when the penis is extreme erected, it is most impossible. Sometimes even the adult will jenk it so that it will relax and then the urine can flow freely. The most common morning erection is a "pisshard." Without a Urinal, you can imagine the difficulty of hitting the household toilet with an erection. The morning stiffer is complicated by the male postrate glands which have worked its' part along with the the gonads to produce what is sometimes called "blueballs." "The bodys demand to ejaculate."

Many times the young male who wears boxers and is not accustomed to fondle himself, "loses semen in his sleep." Whether or not is it known or remembered, sleep orgasims are common; but the young male who is forced by habit and lack of choice to wear a brief has usually discoved the orgasism by masterbations and fondling literally because of the briefs that demand his constant attention to keep comforable.

Briefs are mass produced for one reason. THEY SELL. Do you find many briefs without pictures on the front and then do you not find all kinds of choices? Low rise, Bikini Briefs,........I tell you it sells because the Mom does the shopping and many times the Father is still wearing briefs.

Boxers are also marketed with the male body, but the contours and the size and shape and location of the penis is not accentuated. The male teen brief is even made to appear more provocative then it's counterpart the boxer. Years ago, SEARS PRODUCED A BOXER PHOTO IN THIER FAMOUS CATALOGUE. IT WAS IN THE PRINT AND NATIONALLY DISTRIBUTED BEFORE THE COMPANY (SUPPOSEDLY) AND THE PUBLIC KNEW THAT IF YOU LOOKED CLOSE at ONE MODEL, his PENIS WAS HANGIN BELOW THE BOXER LEG? SEARS SUFFERED SOME STYLE OF LAWSUIT OVER THAT.

THE BRIEF MARKET IS DEMANDED BY 3 SEGMENTS OF THE MARKET 1) MOMS WHO SHOP AND SEE THE PICTURES THAT ARE MODELED TO SELL WITH THE ATTACTIVE MALE SHOWING TORSO, FACE, AND THE CROTCH PERFECT MALE.

2) MOTHERS WHOSE HUSBANDS WEAR BREIFS STILL AND NEVER GREW OUT OF THEM OR WERE EDUCATED TO THE DIFFERENCE. IN SOME COMMUNITIES STILL (MOSTLY RURAL SOUTH AND SOUTH WESTERN) THE BOXER IS THE EXCEPTION RATHER THAN THE RULE. THE ONE WHO IS THE EXCEPTION USUALLY IS THE CHILD OF EDUCATED ADULTS.

3) THE NON MILITARY PARENTS. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, BOXERS ARE MILITARY ISSUED AND FROM THE MILITARY CAME THE MASSES OF MEN WHO REALIZED THE BENEFIT OF BOXERS, FIRST GENERATION BY MILITARY DEMAND. IT WAS A HEALTH ISSUE DICISION. THE MIDDLE CLASS AND UPPER CRUST, THE PREP AND THE GENERATIONS FROM THEM AND THIER FRIENDS WEAR BOXERS. ITS A STATEMENT AND IT HANGS FREELY. WHEN THE TEMPERATURE IS COLD THE SAC WILL CONTRACT BY ITSELF; IT NEEDs NO BRIEF.

THE JOCK STRAP OR BRIEF AND EVEN THE SUPPORT CUP IS AVAILABLE FOR ATHELETICS. THE BRIEF IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR ATHELETIC SPORTWEAR. THE BRIEF IS UNHEALTHY FOR THE GONADS.

ALL males should extend to their Penis and Gonads the Freedom that is needed. They should have a set or two of briefs for the occasional wear for the intent of thier need, which may be supportive, romantic, or works best with a gymsuit to accentuate the male extentions. Don't be fooled, if a males crotch is noticible, he made it that way. Jeans are made to give a projected crotch area and Levis 501 Red (for instance) is a lower rise pant. That means the crotch is shorter and the jeans acutally lift the gonads and penis to a comforable fit and it is appeasing to the eye and the ego.
The example here is in the eye of the beholder. Think about it. If the brief literally causes early fondling and masterbation and it also stunts the growth of the mature size; then the Boxer accelerates the faster appearance of the fuller size male without an erection. It allows for the penis to be readily extented from the zipper of pants and easily retuned inside the boxer with little or no touching of the genitals. (Well they cheat once in a while) The Brief almost mandates that the pants are unbuttoned and the fly is just there for a show. The fly on the boxer is used. The fly on the brief makes it tedious to get to the penis and requires the hand and fingers to pull the penis out and the pulling down of the elastic band beneath the balls. Manytimes to be left down because of comfort. When conditions exist where the crotch should be noticed, it freely projects and definitively says what the male may not desire to say out loud.

Now, get thee Boxers and Keep thyself healthy & up to style. Keep thee briefs for needed occasion. Don't be embarrassed to by a jock strap collection and even two or three support cup styles with the cup.

In the school years, be diverse. The male boxer will never go out of style. The brief has its place. An adolescent should not be thought of as out of place because he wears breifs. He also should not be uncomfortable in boxers. Be flexible. Now you know.

They Maker Briefs for one reason. TO SELL.
BOXERS ARE MADE TO SELL ALSO:
THEY ALSO ARE MILIARY ISSUE WITH PROPER INCLUSION WITH THE UNIFORM.

SAVE YOUR SEXIES FOR SEXY MOMENTS. No Brief looks the same on the one who wears them all day as they look on the front of the package.

Now, Lets Box Briefly and Cross Swords? ; )
by Simon Corbin April 30, 2007
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Underwear that ain't kool.
If someone is caught wearing these, they should get a wedgie everyday for the rest of their life.

Also called tighty whities
That nerd is getting a wedgie for wearing briefs
by I hate briefs February 11, 2005
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