person 1: "thanx because im a lazy freak."
person 2: "Yes you are a lazy freak, you're even too lazy to write 'thanks', now stay away from me you lazy freak.
It is very clever because the shortening of Thanks is "Thanx", like how the youngsters do the textings and whatnot, while, at the same time, the "x"is the first letter of "X-mas".
It's February and my manager is already hounding me to submit my time-off requests for the Thanx-mas season, which is over 9 months away. I could literally conceive and become the father of an un-planned child during that time-frame, and he wants to know what my holiday plans are.