Zurm 

zurm - noun • /zùrm/ - a man who has sex with everything

“yo didnt he fuck mariah ? he a zurm.”
“mans would hit a peanut butter jar, that’s real zurm activity.”

Zurm by PizzaIsAGoodFood May 10, 2021

Zurmely 

Zurmely is a good guy overall! Helps people with whatever they need and is always there for you. Has a wide Photoshop knowledge and sometimes makes artworks for people that he likes therefore remember that it is nice to tip artists. Zurmely is also a word that means "from the windmill" in German - a surname that is actually French, from the Alsace region. As mentioned, he is a nice guy... but do not try to mess with him!

**Fans:**
Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!

**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!

**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??

**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!

Zurmely by Zurmely December 19, 2020

Zurmp 

Zurmp is a sound effect, but not an ordinary one, you use the word “zurmp” when your penis goes from being soft to hard quickly, usually after oral.

Fletcher: oh my god man miranda sucked my dick so good that it went ZURMP and she had to stop sucking

Zurmp by Frivoloustic July 11, 2019