Zurmp 

Zurmp is a sound effect, but not an ordinary one, you use the word “zurmp” when your penis goes from being soft to hard quickly, usually after oral.

Fletcher: oh my god man miranda sucked my dick so good that it went ZURMP and she had to stop sucking

Zurmp by Frivoloustic July 11, 2019

Zumped 

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

Zumped by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020

Zurpin 

after smoking marijuana, beyond bugged. So high you are basically numb!

From the song " Zurp "

" Yo lets spark up "
" Lets do it "
" This that good, you gonna be zurpin "

" Damn my boy you like high as a kite "
" My nigga im zurpin "

Zurpin by SoljaKali021 August 25, 2013

Zurp 

A very flexible word holding a positive connotation. Used mostly as a substitute to the word yes. A sure sign of approval when used correctly.

-"Do you like my shoes?"
-"zurp"

Zurp by J.K. Rice-ing June 9, 2018

zurp 

the modern interpretation of the word "yeet", with a sprinkle of the implication indicating "yes"

"do you like my shoes?"
"zurp"

zurp by J.K. Rice-ing June 6, 2018

Zumping 

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

Zumping by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zurp 

A verb used to describe the state of complexity presented by consuming lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). The word itself signifies the idea of making sense to all that encompasses the world. It's Zurp; the energy the holds us together, the force, the power of life, the truth to existence.

It's often used to replace the verb "to fry".

"Hey Suzie, why are you acting so weird?"
".... Oh...I'm Zurpified!"

As I lay there staring at the birds fading into the distance, I suddenly Zurped into action and instantaneously received 1000 realizations.

Zurp by BeamingLight June 6, 2009