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Zuckerberg Rape 

When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!
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Zuckerberg Rape 

When Mark Zuckerberg decides the time has come to "upgrade" a service that you knew well and were completely happy and comfortable with.
This upgrade forces you to permanently use a "new", less convenient application with no say in the matter.
Of course these changes are never reversed because "The Zuck" is never wrong.
This bi-monthly violation requires no consent on the part of the facebook user thus resulting in your on line sexual exploitation.

Also, facebook has no actual support service thus complaints of Zuckerberg rape remain unanswered (similar to claims of rape in Detroit)
Shit! In the latest Zuckerberg rape my graduation photos got archived away and the messaging chain from my girlfriend of 3 years is gone forever! Fuck you Zuckerberg!
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