(n.) -a PG exclamatory cuss word with all the bells and whistles of your average cuss word, but so generic that no one will ever suspect that you are cussing!
"Man, church today is sure gonna be a hoot, eh Carol?" "ZOWMP! There's church today? It's TUESDAY?" "Carol. You know that WBC never skips a day for Christ." "Ah, zowmp. I'll go get my hair curlers."
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Get the Zompires mug.Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.
Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.
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Get the zoompatak mug.A ZOMbie PIrate niNJa roBOT wich is a combonation between thise 4 creatures. It is said to be the ultimate fighting machine.
I was walking home and a zompinja-bot jumped out at me, it managed to infect me, steal my gold coins, slice off my arm and give me spyware.
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