Zowmp 

(n.) -a PG exclamatory cuss word with all the bells and whistles of your average cuss word, but so generic that no one will ever suspect that you are cussing!

"Man, church today is sure gonna be a hoot, eh Carol?" "ZOWMP! There's church today? It's TUESDAY?" "Carol. You know that WBC never skips a day for Christ." "Ah, zowmp. I'll go get my hair curlers."

Zowmp by mij the fish June 1, 2016

zoompt 

being over-whelmed or exerted all of your available energy

"Oh man, I am zoompt from all of my midterms!"

zoompt by botanyrocks October 22, 2018

Zompires

Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.

Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.

Zompires by The Plunja July 22, 2008

zompublican 

Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.

Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.

zompublican by Speiderman January 27, 2021

zoompatak 

an extrordinary feeling, may be exhilaration or disgust.

my date last night was zoompatak!(disgusting)or
my date last night was zoompatak!(Super hot)

zoompatak by Puvuday March 5, 2008

zompinja-bot 

A ZOMbie PIrate niNJa roBOT wich is a combonation between thise 4 creatures. It is said to be the ultimate fighting machine.

I was walking home and a zompinja-bot jumped out at me, it managed to infect me, steal my gold coins, slice off my arm and give me spyware.

zompinja-bot by DJ Ethos November 6, 2008

Zompacalypse 

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

Zompacalypse by Madfat October 24, 2009