Zoran, the Norse god of speed, is a lesser know pagan god. Zoran is the son of Odin, the god of strife and war, and Hel, the goddess of death and daughter of Loki. Zoran had a small group of devout and fanatical followers who were often known to set fire to themselves and jump of cliffs in tribute to their god.
Zoran was the creator of Thor’s war chariot and was known for creating great machines that reached unfathomable speeds. Freyja, goddess of magic and death, was in infatuated with Zoran. But Zoran was well known to be in love with Sv, a Japanese Shinto spirit. Freyja poisoned Zoran because of her jealousy. Zoran was trapped in a deep sleep for an untold period of time.
Without the protection of Zoran, his followers were slaughtered in the Medieval Inquisition in the late 1100s.
It is rumored that Zoran has awakened from the poison and now lives high in the mountains of the new Americas. The stories state the Zoran will sometimes show himself to humiliate mortal men in competitions of speed. Then after feeding off of their emotions, Zoran’s followers will sacrifice the mortals by setting them on fire and throwing them off a cliff.
Zoran was the creator of Thor’s war chariot and was known for creating great machines that reached unfathomable speeds. Freyja, goddess of magic and death, was in infatuated with Zoran. But Zoran was well known to be in love with Sv, a Japanese Shinto spirit. Freyja poisoned Zoran because of her jealousy. Zoran was trapped in a deep sleep for an untold period of time.
Without the protection of Zoran, his followers were slaughtered in the Medieval Inquisition in the late 1100s.
It is rumored that Zoran has awakened from the poison and now lives high in the mountains of the new Americas. The stories state the Zoran will sometimes show himself to humiliate mortal men in competitions of speed. Then after feeding off of their emotions, Zoran’s followers will sacrifice the mortals by setting them on fire and throwing them off a cliff.
by Punch My Monkey January 31, 2008
Zoran is one hunk of a guy! He's silent, dark, brooding, and mysterious to everyone, but once you get to know him, he's sweet and caring. Zoran is tall and muscular, and the hottest guy you'll ever meet!
by eufskfbniaet2693845 April 21, 2022
Zoran is a person that is sexy but also really really really stupid and insecure. they are usually short but its ok bc they are the perfect height for eating pussy while standing. they also are attracted to really tall vampire women. they are also rlly nice and charismatic
by technohybrid July 27, 2021
Zoran is a Zoran
by youllneverguesswhoiam October 09, 2008
For example: A "glutten" is a person who does not recycle, when in fact a glutten is a person who over indulges in food and drink. Wow, Zoran really misuses definitions.
by Koisheezy March 26, 2010