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1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
by FreeTrial4DeatH June 7, 2007
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when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real
Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!
by Tony Reno September 11, 2003
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to be hyper focused and productively vibing.

have u ever taken addy to finish an assignment? bc if so, you were probably zooted af
Roommate 1: bruh that addy i popped had me writing for 4 hours straight listening to Avenged Sevenfold
Roommate 2: omg that's amazing
Roommate 1: yeah i was zooted af
by TwentyPee4U December 10, 2019
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to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
by mastadoja September 30, 2003
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Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug
Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!
by Joneski151 March 1, 2012
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Being so high that you forget your own name.
Dude, I am just zooted.
by Pro-v July 27, 2009
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