Zoonie

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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

Zoonie by Sqid February 14, 2007

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Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

Zoonie by BroHomo December 9, 2008

Related Words

Zoonie • High off my zoonies • zoomie • zoobie • zoobies • zonie • zootie • zookie • Zooning • zoozie

Zoonie

Alien creature that was companion to the crew of Fireball XL5 in the Kid TV series Fireball XL5

Zoonie will you stop bugging me.

Zoonie by Fireball Freakatron May 20, 2007

zoonie

Nervous and afraid but not acting like it.

"I think bobby is being zoonie today." Josh whispered to Bryan.

zoonie by swaggiegal June 2, 2014

zoomies

When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.

Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.

zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007

zootiez

A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner

ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future

zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022

zonies

a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.

Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!

zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026