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Zoom Groom 

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.
Zoom Groom by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
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Zoom gloom 

That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.
I can't attend your Sex Party - I've got Zoom Gloom.
Zoom gloom by yell_yelley April 24, 2020

Zoom gloom 

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.
I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom gloom is hitting me today
Zoom gloom by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008