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Zombie Beaver 

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.
We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver
Zombie Beaver by JFray October 26, 2006
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