The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.

Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

Zoidberging by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013

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Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.

John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious

Zoidberging by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

Zoidberging

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.

Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!

Zoidberging by Wombatish July 7, 2010

Zoidbergism

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

Zoidbergism by keto4life April 1, 2012

zoidberging

The act of scuttling sideways like Dr Zoidberg while making a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhooopwhoop sound, OR the act of eating food in the manner of Dr Zoidberg.

Dr zoidberg was zoidberging while zoidberging.

zoidberging by poorsillyfitz July 28, 2015

Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

Zoidberging by 3LM0 March 16, 2012

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026