Zoidberg It

To do your own medical procedure without any past medical training.

Guy: "Dang my tooth really aches! eh, I'll Zoidberg it"

by SuperMeme September 18, 2017

Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.

Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013

Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.

John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious

by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

Zoidberging

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.

Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!

by Wombatish July 7, 2010

Zoidbergism

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

by keto4life April 1, 2012

zoidberging

The act of scuttling sideways like Dr Zoidberg while making a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhooopwhoop sound, OR the act of eating food in the manner of Dr Zoidberg.

Dr zoidberg was zoidberging while zoidberging.

by poorsillyfitz July 28, 2015

Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

by 3LM0 March 16, 2012