See the spunk shuffle

When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

During intercourse with a partner ask them: "Would you like to see me drink my own cum from a glass?"

If "Yes" is replied cum in the glass and proceed to raise the glass to your mouth as if to drink...

Suddenly and quickly throw the glass of cum in your partners face. Then run away naked making the same "wub wub wub" noise and Dr Zoidberg (from futurama) while also running in a crab like motion