Zog

When you want to prank your homies so you put your boys dick in your mouth and suck it until the boys walk in on you and your boy but it’s not gay because it’s a prank.
No Kyle is not gay Ben and I were just zogging. We pranked you good !
by Ryugieo July 19, 2023
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Zog

1. The former king of Albania

2. Racist slur used by bigots to refer to Jews, it's supposed to stand for "Zionist Occupation Government". Often used in the sense of a convenient scapegoat to explain their own personal failures.
1. Zog was essentially a puppet of Mussolini and few Albanians have any affection for him today.

2. Mel Gibson blames everything wrong with the US on ZOG.
by Rattus cattus October 24, 2006
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Zog

Short for zogword. When something is painfully awkward. Or just a little awkward. Anywhere between the slightest bit of awkwardness and physically painful awkwardness.
"It was so zog when Jimmy farted in church today!"

"Zog! Did you see Molly's fly is unzipped?"

"Zoggin in my noggin like corn on the cobbin."

by Marykate Spillane December 22, 2008
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Noun. Planet of Balls Deep Enjoyment/Out of this world Food. Generally conveys an expression of out of this world experiences/things.
Other Uses: Zogged Up, Zog Off, Zogged Out, Zog Down.
"Lets have a Zog Off!"
"This food is from Zog!"
"Let's have a Zog Down!"
by TheMasterFromZog April 10, 2009
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To frolic amongst friends upon turf or the earth in hopes of mentally, physically and emotionally crushing one's enemies in ritual sporting; these games are usually followed by friendly banter accompanied by games centered around consuming beer
"I can't wait to Zog on Sunday!"

"I love Zog"

"Dio Zog'd the shit out of that girl!"
by Grigio January 08, 2009
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Zog

noun.
black person

adj.
niggerish

see also Herzog
noun -The zog spent the money for his electricity bill on sneakers.


adj. - those sneakers were mad zog too.
by Marv November 08, 2004
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A little white smoke stick normally called a cigarette. Some people call them, cigs or fags, but zog is the correct term.
"dude bro got any zogs?"
by Wcoxx004 September 11, 2007
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