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A Chinese-European genius living in Budapest:
always ruins physics curves by acing the test,
goes by the title "president",
semi-hazardous chef (only to be cooking under supervision),
generous when severly intoxicated,
been known to engage in sporting activities with elderly persons,
eats everything.

EVERYTHING.
commonly heard from groups of girls: "oooh, ziiiifeng !"

A: "Fuck, I failed my test."
B: "What happened ?"
A: "ZIFENG"
B: nods understandingly
zifeng by kittykat13 October 30, 2007
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"look at that zitong over there"
"him? why'd you burn my eyes for"
zitong by Taemin's gf January 1, 2012
The cutest girl in the world no cap
"Hey who's the cutest girl in the world?"
"Clearly Zimeng"
Zimeng by Babacaveman February 19, 2021
A very friendly, funny, easy-going, and true friend. He can make jokes that can cheer you up or lighten the mood no matter the situation, but he can also be very sympathetic and get into his feels to feel for you. He writes the best Christmas cards (they're long and you'd wanna keep them forever). He's athletic and tries hard in school. He's also very annoying and a bozo. Thanks for being my friend! :D
Zitong aced to win his tennis match!
zitong by lickingpandas December 27, 2021
Zuteng is the most zestiest person that you will ever meet. He is so immature but serious on some occasions. He is cute and hot with a crippling addiction to league of legends (Most likely a Qiyana main). He is chinese. He is very impulsive and there is an extremely high chance that he will crash the car when he is behind the wheel.
I need me a Zuteng.
Zuteng by ZutengLoverXOXO April 15, 2023

ZITING XIA 

Also known as Judy Xia. What classifies Ziting?
-0 calculus skills
-fluking your way through every course
-likes 3 other men at once
Dude1: Dude I failed the calculus midterm. i forgot chain rule!

Dude2: Hah, you Ziting Xia'd it!
ZITING XIA by Master Pipetter December 3, 2019
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Person 2:......
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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