Zimbabwed

Pronounced "Zim-Bob-Wade". Like the past tense of "Zimbabwe", if it were a verb (which in this case, it is!)

Definition: Left quickly. Got the hell out.

(To Zimbabwe): to flee, run, escape, disappear.

It is usually meant to convey the point that this person has fled or vanished, with no warning, to a far away place, & probably doesn't want to be found.

Example#1:
Roz: "Where is John?"
Pieter: "I don't know. He Zimbabwed!"

Example#2:

"I think I might be pregnant, but if I tell my boyfriend... he will Zimbabwe!"

Zimbabwed by Zephyroz October 12, 2023

Get Zimbabwed 

When someone offers you a green bean, but you say “no thank you”.

Person 1: “offers green bean to person 2”
Person 2: no thank you, get Zimbabwed!

Get Zimbabwed by ɥɔundʎǝʞuop August 25, 2018

zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.

"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

zimbabwean airstrike by Carp32 May 18, 2018

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob 

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon 

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

Zimbabwe 

A country, because of 1400% inflation, everyone's a millionaire.

A supermarket in downtown Harare, Zimbabwe:
Eggs: $2 million
Bread: $5 million
Meat: $10 million
A new currency: Priceless.

Zimbabwe by MidnightRaven February 15, 2009

Zimbabwe 

Previously called Rhodesia, Zimbabwe geographicaly lies in Southern Africa, North of South Africa and between Botswana and Mocambique. The name originated from the famous "Zimbabwe Ruins" in the country and was addopted in 1980 when the country became independent.

The ruling party of Zimbabwe, ZANU(PF), (which stands for "Zimbabwe African National Union Patriotic Front") has been in power since 1980 and was originaly heralded as a liberating and heroic force. Under the rule of Robert Mugabe, president since independince, the country has slowly been deteriating. At independince, Zimbabwe had a flourishing economy based on agriculture as well as an opertunity to construct a new and free political arena, particularly after the era of white rule. This opertunity was passed by as the rulling party started to remove any democratic oposition or barrier to their mantainince power.

Recently the situation has escalated to a human rights tragady. Under the governments "Land Redistribution Scheme," land that had been leagly owned by white farmers has systematicly been ocupied and eventualy taken over. In the prosses people have been thretened, beaten and killed. Although the government originaly had no ofical conection to any of the violece, many of the warlords and guerilla groups are either sponsered or run by ranking officals. However, the police force and army made no move to stem the growing violence, and has even started to participate in the occupation.

ZANU(PF) has tried to justify its actions by claiming the it is only reclaming land that was originaly owned by the native black population. Despite this though, the government has renounced all of the farm hands who worked on the white owned farms. These workers are almost exclusively black and are being forced to live in the wilderness in barrent and appaling conditions. For most of them the farms represented the sole form of income and even if they did now have some refuge, they would have no meens to support themselves.

Dispite the hidiously unatractive political enviroment, Zimbabwe is a country rich with natural beauty. It has an abundance of wildlife and stunning scenery. To add to this, there are huge reserves of natural resources in the country, as well as some potentialy extreemely productive land. In essence, Zimbabwe is a butiful country that has been sabatouged by a few powerhungry dictators and diserves better.

Zimbabwe (Zim)
Capital: Harare
Rulling Party: ZANU(PF)
Opisition Party: MDC (Movment for Democratic Change)
Currency: Zimbabwean Dollar
Current Human Rights and Political State: A Bloody Mess

Zimbabwe by Anonomyous Person April 24, 2006