(Noun)
Pronounced {Sheng-Ji}
A moment of enlightenment when somebody comes up with a pseudo-wisdom quote that sounds philosophical, especially when drunk , stoned or just acting like one. Word originates from the ancient Chinese philosophy book "Yang Sheng Zhi Dao" which translates to "The way of nurturing life".
Last night on the bachelor party, my buddy had his 4th vodka shot , put down his empty shot glass and stared at it deeply for a couple of minutes. He had a Sheng-zhi moment and said, "My friends , I am marrying money ... Mark my words, money is a kind of responsibility and marriage takes forever ... forever rich"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.