(Noun)
Pronounced {Sheng-Ji}
A moment of enlightenment when somebody comes up with a pseudo-wisdom quote that sounds philosophical, especially when drunk , stoned or just acting like one. Word originates from the ancient Chinese philosophybook "Yang Sheng Zhi Dao" which translates to "The way of nurturing life".
Last night on the bachelor party, my buddy had his 4th vodka shot , put down his empty shot glass and stared at it deeply for a couple of minutes. He had a Sheng-zhi moment and said, "My friends , I am marrying money ... Mark my words, money is a kind of responsibility and marriage takes forever ... forever rich"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!