zeuse

common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.

(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*

by wise one111 January 25, 2008

Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.

Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.

by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

by Daft Clown June 7, 2014

Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better

Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"

by I am Netty May 17, 2011

zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing

We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.

by groundbeef March 16, 2007

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 3, 2006

Zeusing

the act of impregnating multiple people in real life or fiction without regard for who that person is, or the consequences of impregnating them.

Mark: hey you hear about that bastard joe?
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladies in town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!

by doctor no not doing that October 4, 2020