The mighty Zerton is a large green animal, which is found in and around Rhode Island. It spends the majority of its life wild in the forest or more commonly semi-domesticated in large farms. During the last weeks of its life it makes the long migration into various cities and towns. After spending a brief time inside a Christian’s home where it is ceremonially decorated. It is then abandoned to roam sidewalks where it will then revert to a wild and furious state. After this takes place this now man eating beast can be ridden similar to a wild horse by two adventurous people, traditionally of the opposite sex.
Megan: Yosies,look!
Harry: Dare we ride the Zertron?
Megan: Yes! I'll grab It's ears while you smack it's ass.
Zertron: Kraah!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.