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zazen

The art of sitting. A session of meditation undertaken while seated, aimed toward calming the mind and reaching insight as to the nature of mind.
During zazen ones mind becomes clear and calm.
by Daniel jordaN November 17, 2005
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Zazen

A mindstate of raping and debauchery. Also, retardation. Those participating in zazen are also fluent in windbaggery. So, basically, you talk nonstop about dumb shit and can't help being rapey. And sometimes you get raped, too.
His vibe is so zazen, I'm terrified to hang out with him
by Sapphfire October 31, 2019
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zakennayo

A Japanese curse word which comes from:

Fuzakeru ふざける (巫山戯る): to romp; to gambol; to frolic; to joke; to make fun of; to flirt; to mess around; to screw around; to josh; (taken from EDICT)

Fuzakenaide ふざけないで is the negative request form of the verb, asking that the listener to desist from messing around. Sticking ~yo on the end gives it emphasis.

'zakenna is a slangy drawled version of the above. To sound tougher and scarier add ~zo instead of ~yo, though you might need a shiny suit and a tight perm to pull it off.

NB: This is considered very rude in all its forms and, though it sounds fairly innocuous when translated literally into English, would be taken as a 'Fuck you!" or "Stop fucking about!" by a native.
zakennayo

もうやめなさい。今日はやけにふざけているんだから。
mou yame nasai. kyou ha yakeni fuzakete iru'n da kara

Quit already! 'cos today you're just pissing about.
by mudskipper May 13, 2011
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zaven

The act of starting an assignment the day it was due, and handing it in 5 minutes before the absolute final deadline. The mark however is not reflective of the rush, and always ends up being 100%.

Usually pertaining to Java programming and entails one or more all-nighters. Behavior frequently exhibited by select Grade 11 students.
Dylan: Yo i totally zaven'd my project man.
Zaven: me too!
Teacher (giving back marks): You both got 100%. Congratulations.

Tom: I should start zavening my projects, because i start a month ahead and do steady paced work however do not get 100%.
Zaven: That's the spirit!
by iGotABwner February 24, 2008
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Greasy Zabenya

The act of fingering ones butthole with a thumb then proceeding to spread the soiled thumb across their forehead in the manner that Rafiki once did across Simba's youthful brow. Another acceptable name is the "Poo-nibrow", for the way it connects the eyebrows if done correctly.
"That girl just passed out, we should totally give him a Greasy Zabenya! She loves the Lion King, she'll be okay with it!"
by The Dilly Master September 21, 2016
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Zaden

An attractive, intelligent, and successful man. Capable of the most profound love. Cherished by all. Heaven on Earth.
Find happiness with Zaden.
by RLKAJK May 13, 2010
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Zaena

An amazingly beautiful girl. She brings out the best in most people.She is very friendly and fun. When you're with her you can't help but laugh. She is the worlds most wild and rebellious person. Everyone loves Zaena.
by Liam's girl. October 25, 2011
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